Vicevi

[3mpetri]

pubertet je kad ženski glas mutira iz "ne" u "da"

[little_bee]

Kaže zeko zmiji: 'Oprosti što sam te zafrkavao da nemaš noge...'
Zmija: 'Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo.'
Zec: 'Dobro, evo ruka!'

[...vedrana...]

evo jedan ne znam jel bio ali meni je prejeben:

Sta radi crnac u polju?

Sve.

[3mpetri]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

[Hrca]

Zajebo ih je

[jaded]

baš!